If I'm going down I'm taking you with me!

Good evening ladies and gentlemen,

and first let me apologise for the rather large gap between blogs. Don't worry though this will be a good one as I'm about to rip apart Barbra Streisand's latest attempt at an album.

Hence the title of this blog! (What did you think I meant?) If you weren't aware of the fact Diana Krall is the producer of the album. I illustrate what I think of this album I will transcribe the conversation that Barbra and Diana.

Barbra Streisand: (Answers phone) Hello?

Diana Krall: Hi Barbra, it's Diana Krall.

BS: Oh, I know you, aren't you Elvis Costello's wife?

DK: Well yes, but I also sing very boring, very dull Jazz.

BS: That's right, I read a review of your last album on a blog called Craig's basement.

DK: Well anyway, I was wondering if I could produce your next album?

BS: hmmm, not really.

DK: Oh go on, it will be really good. I think we could make an album just like mine, but with your name on the front.

BS: So I would sing in a really depressed way and not really do anything worth while.

DK: That's right, just like my album. My style will suite your voice anyway, as you're so old now you can't reach those high notes.

BS: Well ok, I think I've got a couple of hours free somewhere.

DK: Oh it won't take that long, we don't want it to sound like we put any effort in to it do we?

So there we are, hope you enjoyed that! I think she might have produced the new portico quartet album too! (Sorry Axl!)

Hopefully it would be to long until the next blog.

Until next time...

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